Your resident expert in all things that go bump in the night. I come from a line of near-immortal monster hunters and my sole duty is the annihilation of evil. Don't stand in the way and we'll get along just fine. That's a lie, darling. I don't get along with anyone. Don't message me unless you can defeat me in battle. I guess you could say I like a challenge.

I spend most of my time training for killing monsters and the rest of the time I'm out killing monsters. Variety's the spice of life, however, so sometimes I chase terrorists and track down weapons of mass destruction.

Killing monsters, cracking witty jokes in times of grave danger and making you feel inadequate about your life. Oh, and I like explosions.

I don't understand TV shows that wax their men. I just don't get it.

My weapons
Sarcasm
The lovely stink of exploding monster guts
I can't think of anything else. Look at that, I'm low-maintenance.

Take a guess, darling.

At home, watching Spartacus. Still flabbergasted.

You shouldn't message me.